The League of Assad-Loving Conspiracy Theorists

So the global capitalist ruling classes’ War on Dissent is now in full swing. With their new and improved official narrative, “Democracy versus the Putin-Nazis,” successfully implanted in the public consciousness, the corporatocracy have been focusing their efforts on delegitimizing any and all forms of deviation from their utterly absurd and increasingly paranoid version of reality.

The Democratic Party is suing Russia, the Trump campaign, and Wikileaks (seriously … they’ve filed an actual lawsuit in an actual court of law an everything) for launching “an all-out assault on democracy” by publishing the DNC’s emails, “an act of unprecedented treachery,” according to Party Chairman Tom Perez. Wikileaks founder Julian Assange, having already spent the last six years in a room in the Ecuadorian embassy in London to avoid being arrested by the British authorities, extradited to the United States, and imprisoned for the remainder of his natural life, has been cut off from the outside world in order to prevent him from further “interfering” with democracy by expressing his opinions.

In Syria, where the “international community” has been battling the “global terrorist threat” by supporting moderate jihadist militias intent on overthrowing the government and establishing a fundamentalist theocracy, the corporate media have been hard at work sanctifying the official story of the “chemical weapons attack” in Douma. According to this story, Bashar al-Assad, an uncooperative brutal dictator whom the corporatocracy has been trying to replace with a more cooperative brutal dictator, dropped a lot of chlorine gas bombs (and possibly sarin, the deadly nerve agent), onto a house full of innocent babies. He did this on the eve of victory over those moderate jihadist militias the “international community” has been supporting in their eight-year attempt to take over his country, slaughter him and his entire family, mount their severed heads on spikes, implement nationwide Sharia law, and then go out hunting homosexuals and heretics to gruesomely behead on YouTube. The evacuation of these freedom fighters was already being negotiated, but Assad didn’t want to miss his last chance to sadistically gas a lot of women and children and have the Western corporate media broadcast his war crimes throughout the world, or something more or less along those lines.


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3 Replies to “The League of Assad-Loving Conspiracy Theorists

  1. Revelation 9. You will read a verse that says “crowns of gold” concerning the armies in Syria (that are soon to be released in America).
    “Crowns” = Turbans
    “Gold” = “to supply that which is needed”
    Basically, only billionaires and world leaders have access to the “gold” that it takes “to supply what is needed” to ISIS

    On a side note:
    Douma and Damascus are only 25 miles (or so) from Mount Hermon, where the Fallen-Angles “landed”. (Book of Enoch)
    These Fallens gave “heavenly information” to their off-spring as to how to kill and oppress (communism)l those hated (Jews and Christians).
    The word “Illuminati” refers to the “illumination via knowledge” that was given (and is still given today) by the Fallens. The secret socieites are used by Russia to make sure that this information to kill is used all around the world, in every Country.

    Russia owns all Countries right now. Using Freemasonry, and such, to do so. Russia OWNS America AND Her politicians….so how can there be meddling (with something you own)??

  2. M. Garrison ~ You base this rhetoric on the most edited book in history. You know, like the council of Nicaea & Trent, for instance ? What remains follows the ” Victors write history ” paradigm. It is now little more than a Fairy tale, complete with witches, demons & monsters. The same book that you seem to revere, also tells you what to do with a ‘ rebellious son.’

    Deuteronomy 21:20-21

    20 And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son [is] stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; [he is] a glutton, and a drunkard.

    21 And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die: so shalt thou put evil away from among you; and all Israel shall hear, and fear.

    ” Stone him with stones ? ” REALLY ? What else would you stone him with, grapes ? This alleged book of ‘Christian morality’ also tells you all about how to deal with your slaves. Spare us the ” Old testament / New testament ” excuse, slavery 101 is in both. Extracting sections from the worlds most popular book of multiple choice has it’s drawbacks, even though “true” Christians tend to revel in this seriously flawed practice. You can’t extract ” true ” morality from an immoral tome. Most Christians have not actually read this book from end to end or they would not be prattling so. When you read the WHOLE book, the ‘ savior ‘ then becomes a moral thug. Using the practice of selective recall, you can then spit out virtually any nonsense you wish, a la selective ignorance, which is the rule rather than the exception with most Christians.

    Here’s what a Pope said : “What profit has not that fable of Christ brought us!” ~ Pope Leo X. So Heartwarming.

    The Russian outburst is way too cockamamie to even address. Das Vadanya, comrade . . . .


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